Cruelty To Noobs

Darkchaos · 05-10-2005, 10:00 PM

What is the cruelist thing you've done to a noob just because he dosent know how to play?

DragonJC · 05-10-2005, 11:35 PM

I let him get a rocket launcher...let him TRY to shoot me with it....kill him with a plasma pistol/beatdown combo

**Crusader** · 05-11-2005, 09:41 AM

Same thing I do to everyone else: Kill him hard and fast.

spawner · 05-11-2005, 06:08 PM

im a noob but i used shotgun on my uncle :lol:

Jive Turkey · 05-12-2005, 10:19 PM

I go come here, lemme show you a cool glitch.
Then i go Stand here, and crouch, when he does i ask him did it make my face blue?
And hes like no, so then i go well i can make your face blue, then i stick him in the face.

DragonJC · 05-12-2005, 10:32 PM

Behind the elevator in Ivory Tower, there was a noob who was lookin for enemies....i came up behind him and asked "what are we looking at?"...he responded "the other team", I was like "ohh, but I'm on the other team!", he turned around faster than i have ever seen anyone turn around screaming "OHHH ****!!!!" and he caught a shotgun shell in the gut....

PRICELESS!!!

**Crusader** · 05-13-2005, 12:12 AM

That's fricking sweet!! I need to try that!

MasterAres · 05-13-2005, 08:00 AM

Hmm, I dont see people as noobs, I just see them as any other person so I just play normal with them and in hte process I am always the victor

spawner · 05-13-2005, 05:10 PM

yeah whatever dude

i82muchatIHOP · 05-22-2005, 09:18 AM

There was a noob camping by a wall so a banked a plasma off it and it landed on his head.