Cruelty To Noobs

[the blackknight]

the best thing to do against a noob is just straight and kick the living **** out of him on a one on one is fun!

[Triple H]

The cruelist thing i did is try i beat this noob named nathan like 25-0 then he started to cry. It was very funny

[skit]

lmfao! i found a noob just standing (hiding) someplace at lockout, i find him, hes all like dont kill me, this is my first time playing...im like ok fine..the lil noob throws a plasma at me, im stuck! so i kill his ass with a energy sword..i died tho..i hade those kinda players...

edit: and corpsehump is alwasy fun to do on noobs...

[Black Cat]

I don't own an Xbox, but I do play halo on my computer, which is very awesome. I'm good too. Anyway.

One time this noob had the warthog and was riding around my base following my every move. So, I got a hilarious idea to make him stop! I was all like "Hey dude, that guys throwing nades at you ya know." He, being a noob, took like 5 seconds to type the message, in which I stuck the still hog and shot it a few times. He got so mad he left and me and my clan laughed our arses off.

I told a bad noob one time that the rocket launcher locked onto banshees just like halo 2. It took him about 15 minutes fo rhim to figure out I had BS'ed him.

[Jive Turkey]

You have not laughed till you get someone to leave by pressing start A up A.

[rabbiteater250]

yeah clearly if you are singling out the noob on a team you have some serious things to think about