My chat with an ignorant fool. **MAY CONTAIN VULGAR AND/OR OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE**

[EcoBlue]

Ok, I was talking normally to this kid online, but the he started flaming me for no reason. Here is the completely unaltered chat log:

Originally Posted by The Chat Log

rizzzik says:
hay whats up
EcoBlue says:
hai
rizzzik says:
what r u doing
EcoBlue says:
tawlkihng
rizzzik says:
2 who
EcoBlue says:
The ToP Gamemode teaM
rizzzik says:
god u r a ****ing nerd
EcoBlue says:
Yep
EcoBlue says:
100%
rizzzik says:
dork lol!
EcoBlue says:
I EMBRAECE IT
rizzzik says:
u really r like people shove u into lockers and kick ur ass
EcoBlue says:
Nope. I go to a nerd school.
rizzzik says:
dude you are a ****ing dork you ******
EcoBlue says:
That's not very insulting
rizzzik says:
good that means youve heard it b4
EcoBlue says:
No, I just find it very childish.
rizzzik says:
rrrrriiiiiiiigggggghhhhhtttt!!!!!
EcoBlue says:
You are correct.
EcoBlue says:
Are you by chance one of those Myspace popular kids?
EcoBlue says:
The ones who love Myspace and are popular.
rizzzik says:
im popular but i cant get a myspace when im of age i will though
EcoBlue says:
Why can't you lie?
rizzzik says:
no my dad dosent want me getting 1
EcoBlue says:
Because of the pedophiles and stalkers, and maybe the whole Emo fad?
EcoBlue says:
Or does he not know?
rizzzik says:
hay i am emo *****
EcoBlue says:
Emo's scare me with the guys looking like girl things. And the music.
rizzzik says:
i dont dress like a girl but the music is awesome so **** u
EcoBlue says:
I prefer audible sounds. Thank you.
rizzzik says:
wtf is that
EcoBlue says:
Google it.
rizzzik says:
no just tell me
EcoBlue says:
You can hear it, and/or you can decipher what is being reproduced.
rizzzik says:
dude u r a ***
rizzzik says:
if i find u i am going 2 slap u
EcoBlue says:
No, I have a large vocabulary.
EcoBlue says:
Go ahead. You would need to use a map.
rizzzik says:
**** you *****
EcoBlue says:
No thank you.
rizzzik says:
ho
EcoBlue says:
No, I would rather love the person I decide to date.
rizzzik says:
dude you are so gay just take the insult not b a dick about it
EcoBlue says:
WHy take the insult, when I could retaliate?
rizzzik says:
because dork retaliations r so gay u ***
EcoBlue says:
Learn to think of more insulting words, "gay" and "***" just aren't very insulting.
rizzzik says:
shut the **** up u twat kunt pussy
EcoBlue says:
You misspelled "****".
rizzzik says:
who gives a **** you "****"
rizzzik says:
go suck your moms dick
EcoBlue says:
My mother is a female of the homosapian species, thus not having a penis.
rizzzik says:
its posible ever heard of a hermaphrodite
EcoBlue says:
Yes, but FEMALES don't have penises. And hermaphrodites come in many mixtures of genital organs.
rizzzik is now Away.
EcoBlue says:
Some don't have penises.
rizzzik says:
omg do u know what a girlfriend is u stupid son of a *****
EcoBlue says:
Yes, but I am too lazy to get one.
rizzzik says:
you couldnt get 1 if u tried even retarted girls think you are a dumb ass
rizzzik says:
**** sucker
EcoBlue says:
Oh really? I will be the one making more money than you, Mr. minimum wage.
rizzzik says:
if i ever meat u i will kill you where do u live
EcoBlue says:
The word "meat" does not make sense in that sentence.
EcoBlue says:
Besides, never disclose your location to strangers on the internet.
EcoBlue says:
I you meant "meet".
rizzzik says:
just ur state
EcoBlue says:
Minnesota.
EcoBlue says:
I may move to England though.
rizzzik says:
goodyou wont taint america with your dorkness eanymore
EcoBlue says:
Unfortunately, America needs more "dorkness" for people with "dorkness" can often spell, and conprehend the idea of a sentence.
rizzzik says:
what the **** did you just say u ****
EcoBlue says:
I said: Unfortunately, America needs more "dorkness" for people with "dorkness" can often spell, and conprehend the idea of a sentence. If you cannot read what I just said, look it up in a dictionary, or pay attention in English class.
rizzzik says:
**** you and **** english
EcoBlue says:
I will not have sex with you. And, you want to have sexual intercourse with the english language?
rizzzik is now Online.
rizzzik says:
screw u
EcoBlue says:
Again, I will state: I will not have sex with you, no matter how bad you want it.
rizzzik says:
you know what why cant you just kill yourself by cutting your wrist
EcoBlue says:
Reason One: I don't want to. Reason Two: It wouldn't be effective.
rizzzik says:
uhh yes it would that is your main artirey
EcoBlue says:
Your Emo ways have disillusioned you.
rizzzik says:
maybe but i dont cut myself
EcoBlue says:
Good, but maybe learn English, get some new insults and until then, goodbye.

Did you like my comebacks?

[Dillweedshake]

Holy **** I can't believe I read all that!!!

[spawner]

roflcoptercakes. that was funny.

[EcoBlue]

Thank you. I kinda like the chat too.

[shorti_blaze]

wow.... that was great !! hehe...

roflcoptercakes?.... ahaha... thast a new one.. me likey

[Crusader]

Good job, Eco. You didn't let that ignorant little ass get to you. You burned him worse than cussing back at him with tact and disregard. Good show.