 A Story
BUT SOFT
WHAT LIGHT FROM YONDER WINDOW BREAKS
IT IS THE EAST
AND JULIET NEEDS A RAKE
FOR THERE ARE LEAVES OUT IN HER YARD
ALAS NO ONE WILL HELP, THEY ARE FULL OF LARD
"DO THIS ON MY OWN I MUST," SHE SAID
AND THEN SHE FELL AND WENT TO BED
WHEN SHE AWOKE SHE WAS AGAST
FOR OUTSIDE SHE HEARD A MIGHTY BLAST
"O ROMEO, ROMEO, WHERE ART THOU?"
"DO NOT FEAR," A VOICE REPLIED, "I HAVE BROUGHT A PLOW"
"A PLOW FOR WHAT MY DEAREST LOVE"
"WHY, TO REACH THE STARS THAT ARE ABOVE"
"OH YOU POOR OLD FOOL, YOU'RE SO COMPLEX"
"I AM SO SORRY, LET US HAVE SEX"
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