Jokes are entertaining... Right? One time a lazy guy went up to to a job.
He didn't finish his job completely, so...
he went to relax and his boss said to him...
"Hey, you've been doing you job half-assed..."
The lazy guy said "Oh, that's why i can't sit up straight..."
Another joke:
What's the difference between a comet and a meteor?
one likes to "come" and the other likes to "meet"
Ok that one was bad, heres a lil' better one:
One time a spy came up to the door and said...
"Pssst, i'm spyin on you."
The other guy said "Well, why are you letting me know?"
The spy said "I'm spyin on this conversation right now."
LMAO!
Ahem, one more:
One guy found a stick outside and put a bunch of wires to it.
One guy said "What are you doing?"
The other guy said "I'm making a joy stick."
Then the other guy said "Well, did you have the joy of making it?"
Then again, the other guy said...
"i'll have the joy of "Sticking" it up your ass."
if you have jokes that can overpower my lame comedy ones...
POST EM'!!
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