[King of Hyrule]

BUT SOFT

WHAT LIGHT FROM YONDER WINDOW BREAKS

IT IS THE EAST

AND JULIET NEEDS A RAKE

FOR THERE ARE LEAVES OUT IN HER YARD

ALAS NO ONE WILL HELP, THEY ARE FULL OF LARD

"DO THIS ON MY OWN I MUST," SHE SAID

AND THEN SHE FELL AND WENT TO BED

WHEN SHE AWOKE SHE WAS AGAST

FOR OUTSIDE SHE HEARD A MIGHTY BLAST

"O ROMEO, ROMEO, WHERE ART THOU?"

"DO NOT FEAR," A VOICE REPLIED, "I HAVE BROUGHT A PLOW"

"A PLOW FOR WHAT MY DEAREST LOVE"

"WHY, TO REACH THE STARS THAT ARE ABOVE"

"OH YOU POOR OLD FOOL, YOU'RE SO COMPLEX"

"I AM SO SORRY, LET US HAVE SEX"

fin